You Know You're Getting Old When:
Your little black book contains names only ending in M.D.

Your children begin to look middle age

Your back goes out more than you do.

You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

Your favorite part of the newspaper 
is "20 Years Ago Today"
 
Your knees buckle and your belt won't
 
You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist,
 and 96 around the golf course 

More Senior Smiles...

"I still have a photographic memory.   I just don't have same day service".

  I'm usually interested in going home right  before I get to where I'm going.
 
 I'm in the initial stage of my golden years:
SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP. . .
  
I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 8 p.m.

  I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians.....

  I smile all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying.

  Remember when a computer was something from a science fiction show and a window was something to clean?         

  Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.